toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
*passes out from laughing too hard at my own joke*
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Witches
Walpurgisnacht: The stage-constructing witch; her nature is helplessness. She symbolizes the fool who continuously spins in circles. The witch’s mysteries have been handed down through the course of history; her appellation is “Walpurgis Night.” She will continue to rotate aimlessly throughout the world until she completely changes the whole of this age into a drama. When the doll’s usual upside-down position reaches the top part of the witch, she completely roils the civilization on the ground in a flash through her gale-like flight.
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders
How image documentation has changed in the last 70 years.